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He mows with style, he mows with grace —
He mows the lawn like it's outer space.
For none outpace ChkchkVroom.

His mower? Stock. His rage? Controlled.
He trims with purpose, measured, bold.
He double-bags his clippings slow—
He mostly just keeps the hedges low.

So give him space, and show respect—
His edging lines are clean and correct.
And when you hear that roaring sound...
Just bow your head. He’s making rounds.