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Gracz: 200 Gildia: Trains and stuff Tytuł/Ranga: Poziom: 18.84 (Ranga 244) Gospodarka: 811 Konto: Upgraded Wygaśnie: 29 Mar 2026 Wiek konta: 9 Dni ![]() | ![]() | In the not-so-distant future, space travel was as enjoyable as a malfunctioning economy flight. Ships were slow, expensive, and bogged down by endless holographic safety lectures. The Galactic Transit Authority (GTA) had enough. Enter the bullet train. Fast, reliable, and classy, the GTA thought, "Why not slap some thrusters on it?" The Shinkansen Starliner was born, featuring star-grade alloy, plasma thrusters, and even onboard bento boxes for warp-speed sushi. The rush? Andromeda 9’s notorious space traffic. With photon horns blaring and asteroid-flinging road rage, a faster solution was a must. The Starliner zipped across the galaxy in minutes, making commutes luxurious. But success brought danger. Space pirates saw easy targets. Engineers responded with laser cannons and automated turrets, sparking the Space Bullet Train Wars. Commuters swerved through battles, dodging plasma bolts over zero-gravity espressos. Yet the Starliner endured, becoming a symbol of defiance against sluggish space travel. So next time you see a glowing streak across the sky, don’t make a wish — it’s just another commuter late for a Mars meeting. |