Guild

Trains and stuff

Guild: 15

Tag: [TRAIN]

Guild Master: LeBron Trains

Members: 16

Level: 127.31 (Rank 5)

Economy: 83,567 (Rank 6)
Fleet: 249,726,140 (Rank 5)

Guild Created: 396 Days

Welcome aboard the Transgalactic Railways and Interstellar Navigation—but please, call us TRAIN. Because in space, no one can hear you honk.

Founded by disgruntled space conductors one warp malfunction away from madness, TRAIN offers a leisurely alternative to chaotic hyperspace lanes. Why blast through spacetime when you can enjoy cosmic views, questionable rations, and argue with Jeeves-42, our malfunctioning AI butler?

Our fleet ranges from luxury Stardust Locomotives to rusted Plasma Freightliners held together by zero-gravity duct tape. Chief Engineer Blip, 80% cyborg and 20% espresso, maintains them with ‘reluctant enthusiasm.’

Passengers enjoy holo-cafés serving coffee that tastes *almost* like coffee and entertainment like the reality hit *Keeping Up with the Kardassians* (spoiler: they’re still shapeshifters).

Our routes traverse asteroid fields, gravitational anomalies, and one vengeful sentient vending machine. Fear not—our conductors are trained in evasive maneuvers and emergency tea service.

The tracks are imaginary, the Wi-Fi crashes at critical moments, and the questionable decisions are yours to cherish.

All aboard! Mind the antimatter gap.

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Guild Members

ID	Title/Rank	Player	Level	Economy
223		Wrecking Train	77.15	8,542
210		Amtrak	74.06	9,263
172	Leylins	Shadow	73.76	3,853
179		Pickle Rick	72.90	5,708
209		Thomas	70.23	4,054
694		Soul Train	69.52	4,116
20	Lazy	Mawloc	69.47	3,904
71		LeBron Trains	69.43	6,586
217		Cole Train	68.03	7,467
582		Orient Express	67.11	4,514
234		Chugga Chugga	66.73	3,860
656		Cam76	64.98	6,077
468		Mythbusta	62.26	3,321
662		Asterixx	60.41	6,045
481		Zetes	48.85	4,225
853		Scenic-Train	34.11	2,032