Guild

Trains and stuff

Guild: 15

Tag: [TRAIN]

Guild Master: LeBron Trains

Members: 34

Level: 95.28 (Rank 5)

Economy: 118,481 (Rank 7)
Fleet: 69,977,780 (Rank 4)

Guild Created: 95 Days

Welcome aboard the Transgalactic Railways and Interstellar Navigation—but please, call us TRAIN. Because in space, no one can hear you honk.

Founded by disgruntled space conductors one warp malfunction away from madness, TRAIN offers a leisurely alternative to chaotic hyperspace lanes. Why blast through spacetime when you can enjoy cosmic views, questionable rations, and argue with Jeeves-42, our malfunctioning AI butler?

Our fleet ranges from luxury Stardust Locomotives to rusted Plasma Freightliners held together by zero-gravity duct tape. Chief Engineer Blip, 80% cyborg and 20% espresso, maintains them with ‘reluctant enthusiasm.’

Passengers enjoy holo-cafés serving coffee that tastes *almost* like coffee and entertainment like the reality hit *Keeping Up with the Kardassians* (spoiler: they’re still shapeshifters).

Our routes traverse asteroid fields, gravitational anomalies, and one vengeful sentient vending machine. Fear not—our conductors are trained in evasive maneuvers and emergency tea service.

The tracks are imaginary, the Wi-Fi crashes at critical moments, and the questionable decisions are yours to cherish.

All aboard! Mind the antimatter gap.

Historical graphs

Guild Members

ID	Title/Rank	Player	Level	Economy
20		Train of Thought	45.80	5,161
223		Wrecking Train	45.74	4,736
234		Chugga Chugga	45.70	4,882
172		Alco S6	45.44	4,329
208	👻	Leylins Ghost Train	45.43	5,436
152		Polar Express	44.96	2,537
71		LeBron Trains	44.81	4,506
193		Snowpiercer	44.80	4,560
288		Shanghai Maglev	44.72	2,303
217		Cole Train	44.67	4,270
57		The Fat Controller	44.31	5,119
694		Soul Train	44.12	3,347
179		Gravity-Train	43.69	4,126
209		Thomas	43.67	4,337
541		Derailed	43.67	3,359
968		Cryogenesis	43.67	3,943
227		Rakanishu	42.37	4,449
210		Amtrak	42.12	4,432
534	AE for dummies	101	41.54	3,658
366		Caboose on the loose	41.52	1,334
213		Death train	41.47	3,408
143		onurlovedones	41.09	1,911
521		GSM Train	39.91	3,089
200		Bullet Train	39.76	4,022
112		Union Pacific BigBoy	38.71	3,668
582		Orient Express	38.42	3,192
468		Mythbusta	37.46	3,226
1240		Trolley Jim	35.66	1,788
95	We got him!	Saddam Hussein	35.37	3,151
293		Pain Train	35.20	2,509
161	Foot long	Subway	33.63	2,737
846		Kaym2701	29.08	1,368
853		Scenic-Train	28.06	1,991
2245		Titanium Armor Smurf	25.58	1,597